12-The Mediterranean Nightmare (The Anchovy Tiramisu)
By: Leah Lastname
Ladyfingers soaked in extra-strong, dark espresso; Mascarpone cheese mixed with heavy cream and powdered sugar; 12 finely minced, salt-heavy anchovy fillets; A heavy dusting of dark cocoa powder; Optional: A single, whole anchovy for garnish.
1. The Salty Base: Finely mince the anchovy fillets until they are a paste-like sludge. 2. The Creamy Corruption: Fold the anchovy sludge into the mascarpone/cream mixture, ensuring the fishy essence is perfectly, invisibly distributed. 3. The Espresso Soak: Dip the ladyfingers into the espresso until they are heavy and dark. 4. The Layering of Doom: Create alternating layers of the espresso-soaked ladyfingers and the fishy-mascarpone cream. 5. The Cocoa Shroud: Dust the entire construction with a thick, suffocating layer of dark cocoa powder to hide the truth. 6. The Final Insult: Place a single, whole, staring anchovy on top as a warning to all who approach. 7. Consumption: Eat while maintaining eye contact with your victim.
Chaos Level: 50
Friend Shaped: 0
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Rushir Koda
"Rushir is a sweet, lovable, and understanding bean. He tries his best to please his friends and lovers, often at the cost of his own comfort."
Basic Info
- Occupation: Therapist/Courtesan
- Race: Raen (Au Ra)
- Gender: Femboy (he/they)
- Sexuality: Gayyyy
- Age: 28 (1998-08-16)
- Birthplace: Othard
- Height: 65 ilms
- Weight: 183 ponze
Appearance
- Eyes: Orange
- Hair: Brown
- Features: This sun kissed raen has vibrant red-orange eyes and often dyes his hair vibrant colours.
Elemental Attunement
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Biography
Rushir is a man of two worlds. On the one side was his life in his father's (Mulheen bin Shirati) homeland of Thavnair. The bustle, the people, the food, he loved it. From a young age he could be found wearing dresses, tops, and skirts fashoned from silk, always in some vibrant and colourful hue. The months he lived with his father always aforded him unlimited freedom.
His life with his mother (Izumi Koda) was much different. Gone were the luxuries of the city but they were replaced with the tranquility of travel. His mother, a kuganese trader, would drag Rushir through Hingashi, Othard, and the Steppe. It's where Rushir was born after all, on the road. There were always deadlines to make, deals to be struck. The months he lived with his mother would always be spend talking, bargaining, and travelling; a different sort of freedom.
Though his upbringing afforded him a great deal of unique experiences and untold freedom, he's truly never felt at home in either land. Because of this, he's taken the big step of moving to Eorzea for a while. He wants to find a home, a place where we can stay and lead a life, not beholden to his father's or his mother's whims.
Present
It's been about a turn since Rushir left home. In the meantime he's been working as a courtesan and bartender at several venues. He has also connected with the Thavnairian diaspora living in Eorzea. Though he still feels out of place, and less knowledgable and less connected to his homeland than his peers, he's starting to feel like he has a home.
Hooks
Rushir is trained as a therapist. He loves listening to people talk and enjoys helping them solve their problems.
He's also a courtesan currently. His first job in Eorzea is working as a maid at a particularly spicy cafe.