6-The Poultry-Pastry Poltergeist (The Fried-Cold-Sweet Chaos)
By: Leah Lastname
3 pieces of deep-fried crispy chicken (bone-in), 2 scoops of vanilla bean ice cream, 1 gourmet chocolate cupcake, 1/4 cup warm honey-mustard sauce, a handful of rainbow sprinkles
1. The Foundation: Take the gourmet chocolate cupcake and split it open like a hollowed-out crater. 2. The Frozen Core: Stuff the entire center of the cupcake with the two scoops of vanilla ice cream until it starts to ooze out the sides. 3. The Protein Pillar: Position the three pieces of hot, greasy fried chicken vertically into the ice cream-filled cupcake, creating a jagged, poultry-based tower. 4. The Golden Glaze: Drizzle the warm honey-mustard sauce over the hot chicken and the freezing ice cream simultaneously, creating a thermal shock zone. 5. The Festive Deception: Scatter rainbow sprinkles over the whole thing so it looks "cute" despite the looming doom. 6. The Final Act: Consume while the ice cream is melting into the hot chicken grease and the cupcake crumbs.
Chaos Level: 20
Friend Shaped: 0
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Caalun Dotharl
"Caalun is typical Dotharl, They're confident to the point of cockiness, guarded to the point of being intimidating, and strong willed to the point of stubbornness. They value being direct in conversation but speaks softly and shyly with those she admires. Their attitde is best described as "Domme in the streets, sub in the sheets." "
Basic Info
- Occupation: Adventurer
- Race: Xaela (Au Ra)
- Gender: Genderfluid (he/they)
- Sexuality: Pansexual
- Age: 36 (1990-03-28)
- Birthplace: Azim Steppe
- Height: 61 ilms
- Weight: 115 ponze
Appearance
- Eyes: Yellow
- Hair: White
- Features: Caluun has bright yellow limbal rings, blue skin, white hear, and a small thin frame. Their body language often exudes aggression and they can appear fairly intimidating.
Elemental Attunement
Lightning:
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Biography
A renowned pyromancer from the Dotharl tribe, Caalun is relentless and cunning in combat, standoffish when meeting people for the first time, but is warm with the few friends they have.
Their childhood was one of difficulty. Being the reincarnation of a fierce warrior, and having shown proficiency in fire magics at a young age, they often had a difficult time fitting in with other children, gaining a reputation as a loner in her childhood that preferred solitary study. As their studies became more difficult, their ostracization and lack of social skills was seen as more of a boon by the elders. They had the appearance of dedication, all while suffering from crippling lonliness and questions about their gender.
After witnessing some of the bullying and abuses another queer dotharl faced, Caalun realized it was no longer safe in the Steppe and embarked to Eorzea where they could be free to experiment with their femininity.
Caalun has been living out and proud for several months now, having built up a small network of friends and supporters in Eorzea. They have begun to study thaumaturgy properly through the advice of the guild in the hopes of being able to defend themselves and to wreak havoc on those who wish to harm them.