5-The Morning After the Apocalypse (Bacon-Tea Fondue)
By: Leah Lastname
12 strips of crispy, extra-greasy bacon, 1 cup of strong English Breakfast tea (steeped to a dark, murky abyss), 1 block of sharp Swiss cheese, 1/2 cup heavy cream, 1 tsp loose-leaf tea leaves (for "texture")
1. The Liquid Void: Heat the English Breakfast tea in a small pot until it reaches a rolling, agitated boil. 2. The Cheese Integration: Slowly melt the Swiss cheese into the tea-cream mixture, whisking violently until the liquid is a thick, brownish-yellow sludge. 3. The Tea Infusion: Stir in the loose-leaf tea leaves so they float like tiny, drowned seaweed in the cheese pool. 4. The Bacon Torches: Cut the crispy bacon into long, thick strips to act as edible dipping spears. 5. The Ritual: Dip the bacon into the tea-cheese sludge, ensuring a heavy coating of both grease and tannic liquid. 6. Consumption: Consume while sitting in a dark room, contemplating the collapse of culinary civilization.
Chaos Level: 18
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J'majha Tia
"While she may dress somewhat classy, Majha is anything but. She's got the mouth of a sailor and the manners of an urchin. She drinks, she swears, she fucks, all while looking very sweet and innocent."
Basic Info
- Occupation: Professional Slacker
- Race: Seeker of the Sun (Miqo'te)
- Gender: Trans Woman (he/she/they)
- Sexuality: Pansexual
- Age: 31 (1995-05-24)
- Birthplace: Ala Ghiri
- Height: 61 ilms
- Weight: 184 ponze
Appearance
- Eyes: Green
- Hair: Brown
- Features: Soft and curvy in all the right places, this chubby little seeker presents as very feminine and well put together.
Elemental Attunement
Lightning:
Fire:
Earth:
Ice:
Water:
Wind:
Biography
Majha comes from the Jackal tribe of Ala Ghiri, the only child to a single mother having never met the tribe's former Nunh. Having grown up around the town she's become well acclimated with the fickle ebb and flow between clashing factions. Her mother was a huntress, but like many in her tribe, she became a courtesan when the Garleans invaded, earling Gil and favours to keep them afloat. Though she resisted the life for a long time, after coming of age Majha eventually found herself in the same line of work, often dressing up in feminine clothes and offering herself to soldiers looking for a spicy extra bit of excitement.
As the war progressed and wound down, garlean clients changed to resistance clients and the resistance clients eventually gave way to travellers and adventurers. Majha's work in Ala Ghiri eventually dried up, so she left to move to Limsa and work the docks there.
Identity:
As long as Majha can remember, her identity has been fairly fluid. Always a lithe and soft bean, she'd straddle the line between masculine and feminine. As time has gone on, she's found that femininity more suits her and thus she's started taking medicine to shift her body towards a more curvy, busty phsyique.
Hooks
She's a bit of a well known scoundrel who can't keep her mouth shut. She's also well known in Limsa, especially by sailors.